Shrek

Shrek is a holy being and member of the Galactic Prophets. Some say that Shrek created himself using powerful ogre magic, and did not have a mother and father. Shrek is simply the most powerful demigod in the universe, able to change the entire course of human history and rewrite the history of the universe itself. When Shrek landed on Earth, he blessed the Earth with two things: onions and the color green. Shrek then created the swamps of the world by farting, and the country of Scotland simply by having his accent. Shrek and his brotherly companion, Donkey would travel the world, teaching the way of the ogre to all who listened. Shrek is such a powerful creature that he can recreate world war 1 trench warfare simply by eating an onion. Shrek is so influential that he even has earned the respect of those like little wayne who says "Dis ogre {CENSORED DUE TO RACIAL SENSITIVITY AND MODERN SOCIAL STANDARDS} he be fly AF." Shrek is simply Shrek, there is no other way to describe such a powerful being as the holy green one himself. Through a deadly hatred of Parfaits he could eventally cause another world war

To add to this... When lord Farquad wanted a champion to slay Shrek, Shrek was having fun with the knights as they tried to kill him. And when Farquad wanted Shrek to deliver Fiona to him after he took out a whole squad of knights. Shrek beats a dragon, saves Fiona turns her to an ogre with love, and steals her from Farquad with his irresistible looks... all in with a span of about an hour and a half of screen time