Diet snapple

Diet snapple is a legendary rapper from the milky way galaxy. He grew up in the suburds and dreamed of being a famous rapper. One day it all changed when the Russian girl scouts invaded his hometown, killing many and leaving him homeless and orphaned. Diet snapple walked to Florida where he would be adopted by Dj Khaled. Khaled taught him powerful rap skills, as well as taking him on regular jet ski rides around pen island. Diet snapple inherited part of Khaled`s wealth when he went to fight in the rap wars. News broke out 5 years later that Khaled, his adoptive father, had died to Soulja Boy (He would later be revived when the Stack boys collected the onions of truth in Shrek`s swamp.) Diet was out for revenge, and clashed with Soulja Boy, fighting until a draw. Enraged, Diet went back to Earth and swore to one day kill Soulja Boy. Diet trained hard for the next two years, destroying the Russian girl scouts. A wizard named doubledingledick became jealous of the extreme power that Diet gained, and used a powerful curse to turn diet into a life size doll, and placed him in a middle school supply closet. Sometimes dreams dont come true.... *sniff* sniff*