Asian shrek

Asian Shrek is an Orge of dimension 80085bby. He was born by a family of rice flavoured onions in a remote swamp. At a young age, he was very talented, as he was the onion bowling olympics champion of 2004. His childhood was a peaceful one until the McDonalds overlords came and trashed his homeland, leaving it in flames. Asian Shrek was angry, so he went on a quest to defeat the McDonalds overlords. He would eventually realise that he was too weak to take them on, and just joined the anti-weeaboo alliance in 2013. He died by the hands of Ronald McDonald in 2019.