K.F.C. The universal army

K.F.C. The universal military union.
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Kernel Sanders was once a young boy living in Detroit. After years of working on a chicken farm sanders was fed up with chicken for days and enlisted in the redneck army. he worked his way up the ranks being the exceptional sharpshooter he is. After becoming colonel he began to manipulate the army for his own use. He went on rampages and was able to combatant the army's of McDonald's and Burger King. After personally killing both he enslaved others under his rule and was now the owner of the entire galaxy of Gamma and Terra. After settling down he decided to help his home planet grow to its future glory making it a staple for tourist attraction. The Kernel did not want to forever be alone in his military conquest and made an allegiance with the black alliance. He began to invade the many worlds but was getting old and weak, he needed to live forever. With his funds he decided to build a giant terminator suit so he could live forever. He was not yet welcomed into heaven with Mecha Hitler but now rules with an iron fist, as terminator sanders.