Church of cage

The church of cage is a church that worships the might of Nicolas Cage. The people that go to this church are called cagians. They have a special chant that they say when they pray, it goes like this: Not the bees, Not the bees, I lose money fast, but the bees are the worst (goes on repeat 10 times in fijian.) There is only 1 church in the world, located in fiji. They have a holy book, known as the book of cage. They wear cloaks and hoods and have a set of rules. 1. do not speak of the church of sandler. (There are no other rules.) Not most else is known about their intentions or if the leader of the group is indeed Nick Cage.