Nippuru

nippuru:the destroyer of worlds
Nippuru is an ancient weapon designed to destroy planets. It`s true origins are unknown accept for that it was created during the dinosaur times by bongo. It has a highly concentrated beam that has the heat equivalent to the sun. The weapon is one of the 3 planet destroying dongus-class weapons in the universe. It is essentially a large satallite with a small barrel in the middle. It feeds off of solar energy and takes 3 days to recharge. The weapon is currently housed on the planet of buttsackia, where it is safekept by te crab people. THe crab people ave hidden the weapon in a secret location, and even legnedary archaelogist brock lee could not locate the weapon using high tech software.